Home town: Cleveland, OH
Love or money: Cash is king, but I “love” money. So that cancels each other out. I have to default to FOOD.
Biggest turn off: Men. Men with man parts. Maybe women with man parts, too. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
Favorite pastime: Spying on neighbors with binoculars.
Top 5 bands: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Breaking Benjamin, Van Halen (Sammy over Dave), and Richard Cheese.
Top 5 movies: Back to the Future trilogy, Short Circuit, More Reel People Part 2.
Celebrity you’d most like to punch in the face: Hamburglar.
If I had to get a real job it would be: Flatulence expert.